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My new pens come with "Anti-Bacterial Pen Protection"!
Life is good.
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[31 Oct 2006|10:03pm] |
I am really quite devastated.
For those of you that aren't already aware, my birthday is on December 10th..
My exam schedule is as follows:
December 8
December 10
December 11
December 12
December 16
December 18
December 20
...and I love birthdays so much.
In other news, I was giving out halloweenn candy, and these two kids came, and the smaller one was dressed up in a big bulky costume, and although I could not see much of the child, I was sure it was a boy. So I said 'happy halloween little guy!'. I got an angry stare from the mother and couldn't figure out why untill the child walked away and I spotted bright pink running shoes.
Gender identification has never been my forte. I have had negative incidences regarding this topic in the past as well.
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[05 Oct 2006|07:36pm] |
Yesterday was an awful day, one of those days where you feel like life is ganging up on you.
But then today... in my Animals lab we had to dissect a clam, and when my lab partner and I opened ours up, the whole inside of it was in the shape of a heart! Most other people's were just circular. But ours was fully a heart!
And then on my way home from school, I was at a stop light, and there was a lady in the car next to me opening up a big present with bows and ribbons and colourful paper. She saw me see her, and we exchanged smiles.
Hearts and presents and smiles were all I needed today.
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[13 Sep 2006|08:54pm] |
I had my mind on smarties all throughout the first half of my statistics class.
Our mid-class break came.
I headed to the vending machine.
I spotted the smarties.
The codes were a little weird, but I was sure that U3 was the appropriate code for the smarties.
I was really excited.
But then... but then... I saw the spinny thing twirling for the neighbouring Aero bar!
I had no more change left.
I was devastated.
I might never be able to trust vending machines again.
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[30 Jul 2006|09:12pm] |
They changed the weather network music.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this...
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just in case you were confused, the last post was courtesy of danielle.
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[12 Jun 2006|09:07pm] |
I EAT POO
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[02 Mar 2006|10:26pm] |
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Tonight, I had my laugh of the week.
My brother is... interesting.
He was giving his email address to some foreign lady over the phone for a school related thing (note: lady can not speak english to save her life, says my brother).
Thankfully I was in the room to witness this conversation.
He gets to the 'greenwood' portion of the email, and starts giving names that correspond to the letters.
So he goes: "g as in..." and he pauses and gives me the blankest look, and then goes "grrrrr". I think he wanted to say something that started with 'gr' like, green, which would have been what any normal person would have done, but he couldn't think of anything, so all that came out was 'grrrrrr' and I might add, he dragged it out for quite some time.
He looks at me in horror when he realizes what he's just said, and I of course couldn't contain myself, and start laughing uncontrollably. And then he starts laughing. He claimed after, that the lady on the other end started laughing too.
so he goes on with the rest of the name and finally reaches the 'd' at the end.
Now, any normal person would say 'd' as in David or dog, the options are endless.
My brother again couldn't think of anything, so he blurts out, 'd as in dunce cap!"
so needless to say, I keeled over in a massive laughing fit.
For those of you who are unaware, a dunce cap is pointy hat that they put on kids that were naughty back in the day.
How he even thought of that, I have no clue.
He is still trying to get over his stupidity.
After this episode... I feel intellegent.
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[01 Mar 2006|07:05pm] |
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today is not my day... at all.
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[07 Feb 2006|11:20pm] |
This past week I have:
-Written 5 tests
-Had a few labs
-Had an assignment due
-Saw a very masculine looking female walk into the washroom, thought she was man (I still sort of think she/he is) and made a friend with someone over this issue, because when I saw the creature, I took a double take, and this other girl in the washroom saw me take a double take, and was just as confused as I was. We waited for the creature to come out of the stall so we could confirm its identity. We watched the creature as it washed its hands, and, sadly, even after this observation, no conclusions about its gender were drawn.
-Got yelled at by the scary chemistry lab demonstrator…
We work with crazy chemicals in labs, and the lab TA's are very strict about us not dumping the chemicals down the sink, because "they get into the drains" blah blah blah. So, I'm clearly not so good at following this rule, and during our lab I walk right over to the sink and into it I dump out an entire beaker of acid, and start washing it out with water. Just then, (the timing on this one was perfect), the scary lab demonstrator comes over, and goes "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DUMP THE ACID DOWN THE SINK!!!!!!" so I was scared. like, really scared. So, I said "No, no, no!! That was just water I dumped down there!" And somehow she believed me. I have no idea how, because I must have looked horribly terrified, and guilty. So me and my lab partner continue on with our business, and, as if this wasn't enough excitement for the day, I manage something just as brilliant at the end of the lab. We had a waste beaker, where the acid that I dumped down the sick was SUPPOSED to go, anyway, there were some other chemicals in there as well (I did manage to get something right), and at the beginning of the lab, we were told not to dump the contents of the waste beaker down the sink, for obvious reasons, as stated above. So we are all rushing around cleaning up, and the next thing you know, there I am at the sink dumping my waste beaker down the drain. Now, the scary lab demonstrator wasn't there, however, this is equally as bad, because when she looks at each station (we are assigned stations, so she can track me down), and sees there is an empty waste beaker at station 11, this is not going to make for a very happy lab demonstrator. So I look at my lab partner, and proceed to produce a solution of waste, that looks strikingly like our old one. The majority of our faux waste beaker was composed of water, which was slightly a problem because the real waste solution was purple. So we proceed to add various chemicals to it, and by the end it looked as good as ever. At one point scary lab lady walked by, but I smiled at her, and she left me alone.
And that my friends is all.
I hope you are all doing very well.
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[22 Jan 2006|11:20pm] |
I accidentally typed ww.livejournal.com instead of www.livejournal.com (two w's instead of 3 w's), and it took me to some weirdo livejournal in a weirdo language.
I was really confused because I was trying to figure out why my livejournal was no longer in english and why it looked weird.
how is everyone?? i feel like i haven't talked to a lot of you in like... a century.
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[08 Jan 2006|04:03pm] |
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my heart hurts.
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[07 Jan 2006|01:19am] |
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HAPPPPYYYY BIIIRTTHHHDAAAAAYYYY DANNNIIIEEELLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[10 Dec 2005|05:28am] |
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i feel loved today.
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[07 Dec 2005|11:02pm] |
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I make these ridiculous goals for myself, and usually refuse to go to sleep until I have completed everything on my list for the day.
This morning's list was a little much:
--Chemistry
-study chapters 9 and 10
-make notes on both chapters
-do all practice problems from each chapter
-do assigned review questions from each chapter
--Physics
-study chapters 13, 14, 15 and 16 (HA!)
-make notes on all chapters
-do all practice problems from each chapter.
So I got through the entire chemistry list. As for physics, I got through chapters 13 and 14.
I can't do anymore. Too much studying for one day.
I went to the eye doctor today and they put those drops in my eyes that make your pupils big. You should have seen me when I got home and looked in the mirror at my enlarged pupils. I was unbelievably excited. They were huge. And I was showing them off to my family. I made them all look at my expanded pupils. And they all thought I was nuts. I wish you all could have seen them. Perhaps you would have been more impressed than they were.
That was my exciting day. It's sad, I know.
Good luck to all of you writing examsss.
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[30 Nov 2005|10:20pm] |
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MINE AND EMILY'S BIRTHDAY IS IN EXACTLY 10 DAYS.
Yes, it is exciting.
It would be even more exciting if I didn't have to study for exams.. however.. it's still highly exciting.
I'm at that point of tiredness, where everything seems overly funny.
On another note, I saw a girl I went to elementary school with on the bus today. And we clearly saw each other, but, we didn't say anything. And it made me feel old. We went to school together for 7 ish years, and then, we see each other and don't say a word. She was with some weird boy, and at one point I think I smiled at her, but I don't think she saw me. It was awkward.
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[27 Nov 2005|09:19am] |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAYLIEEE AND ADRIANN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
in French:
Bonne fette a tu
Bonne fette a tu
Bonne fette cher Kaylieee et Adriann
Bonne fette a tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
in Italian:
Tanti auguri a te
Tanti auguri a te
tanti auguri Kaylieee conj Adriann
tanti auguri a teeeeeeeeee!!!
In portuguese:
Feliz aniversario a voce
Feliz aniversario a voce
Feliz aniversario caro Kaylie e Adrian
Feliz aniversario a voccceeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Hope your 18th Birthday's are the best yet!!!
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[20 Nov 2005|10:45pm] |
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i. am. so. unbelievably. screwed.
i haven't felt this way in a while.
oh my.
i. need. a. hug.
and
i dont know what else.
i need tuesday to be over.
i wish i could snap my fingers and somehow life would magically jump to wednesday.
because im horribly screwed for tuesday.
like horribly.
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[04 Nov 2005|04:20pm] |
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Today I made friends with my bus driver.
And I've noticed an interesting pattern. Random people always come up to me and talk to me.
I was in the washroom a couple weeks back, (note: the washroom was quite busy), and this random girl comes up to me in a panic and asks me if her ear is bleeding. And I was like no, and she's like oh my gosh are you sure? And I was like yeah, (thinking, why the hell would I lie to you?) and she proceeds to tell me this whole story about how she walked into something and thought she had a cut on her ear. I think she asked again to check her ear. And the whole time she was pointing to it like I didn't know what an ear was.
Then, I was in the washroom a few days ago, (it was busy yet again), and I was washing my hands, and this girl comes up to me, of all the people in there she could have chosen, she chooses me, and asks me if I have body spray with me. And I tell her that I'm really sorry I don't. And you would think she would just say thanks and walk off. Oh no. She starts on about how she was on the bus, and she was sitting beside someone who smelled bad, and she felt nauseous, and she really wanted to find some body spray. I honestly for the life of me could not figure out how having body spray was going to help with the nauseous problem, but I casually listened and nodded my head. And then I was just walking off, and she asked me if she smelled bad. So I said no. I mean, she truthfully didn't smell bad, but even if she did, I wouldn't tell some random stranger, yes, you smell horrible, you better find some body spray AND FAST. Yeah, ok. I think she thought that she somehow contracted the smell of the person sitting beside her, who knows.
And many people have come up to me asking me, does this bus go to ________. Do I look like a bus driver? Like honestly.
And then, today, speaking of bus drivers, my bus driver started talking to me. And we had a full out conversation.
So the moral of the story is that random people come up to me asking me random questions and telling me random things.
And I can't quite figure out why...
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[25 Oct 2005|08:27pm] |
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IM IN PHYSICS CLASS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... on my friends lap toppp...
we are learning about cars and acceleration, and speed, and circles and I probably should go continue making notes.
I hope everyone is having a good week. :)
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